Joys of dating AKA having a f-buddy

Well the boy toy has been around for almost 2 months.  Not sure if that's what he should be called but it's not like we talked about.  Plus, a mutual friend started saying somethings like he's a player like he was years ago.  I was like I know what I'm getting into and he knows if he puts it in someone else then no more for him.  I do have some limits.  This isn't the first time she said shit when I started with someone we both knew.  The last one lasted 17 years so there's that.  Not that I expect anything to last that long but there's always hope.

So for the time being I am entitled to have some fun in the sack.  What?! Guys do it all the time.  How does anyone know I'm not the player here but I could be.  Plus, no one knows where anything will go.

I think I got lost

 I think I got lost in the past few months.  I have been working and hanging at home.  Oh wait I lied.  My friend set me up with someone from like 20 years ago.  It was someone that she and another friend met while going to a dance club.  Due to my work schedule at the time I only went on ladies night on Wednesday.  I barely remember him.  Probably because said friend was getting it on with him back in the day. 

Well for the past few weeks we have seen a lot of each other.  Funny thing was that I wanted to get back together with my ex from high school or someone like him.  Well I got what I wanted.  Someone like him.  So time will tell if it will work.  It is hard not to rush this but I don't want to spook either one of us or the purple monkey running around.

Till next time

Welcome to September

 It feels like just yesterday that I was in the hospital getting Kyle the cyst out.  It was actually January 5 and now it's September 9th,  I did start a liquid diet to support one of the bestie sisters who's having the gastric sleeve surgery.  I last a day and a half.  Yes 1.5 days, I had to eat something.  So it has been 9 days and I have lost weight.  She had built up to the liquid diet.  Me nope.  I went straight for it.  But know that I have adjusted I am replacing 2 meals with shakes and jello for snacks and 1 small meal.  At Costco I did get a big salad, grapes, hummus, and peppers.  So that will be what I am eating.  I figure as long as I am staying in my calorie range with what I am doing I can stil support the bestie sister.

Till next time.

Seat warmers aka butt warmers and door dash

Yea so not only do accidentally turn on the butt warmer in the car, but I turn on the passenger seat one when I am out Door Dashing.  I haven't received my warming bag yet since I just started.  What I need to do something to keep the food warm.  Ok the bottom of the bag.  What you don't want food?  Well maybe not tipping the monkey in sky would help you with that.  The fish may deliver it when you realize there are elephants in your front yard playing with space dust.  What it could happen.  I mean there's you not tipping so the alligator riding the ferris wheel at the end of the block can stay.

Bun warmer in the summer

Yesterday I had a taste for ice cream.  So I went out and headed towards downtown St Charles, IL.  I stopped along the way and did come Pokemon hunting when my ass was getting warm.  I was like I have the ice maker going so I wasn't sure why my dough was getting warm.  Then I realized I bumped the seat warmer when I was heating up the ice burg I was driving.  Yea I always use the butt warmer when its 87 outside.  I have to be reminded once in awhile my halo is held up by horns.

Working remote vs in the office

 So this past week i was in Iowa for work.  It was the first time I have been in the office since I started at the end of November last year.  I am so grateful I work remote.  All the distractions and the drive into the office was making me batty.  I did get some training on the new software we are moving too.  I also realize I want to go in more often just for the connections and to feel like I am part of the team.

I did miss being able to walk to the pool after work.  But I survived and didn't go running through the sprinklers for the corn fields.  That could be fun.  Well maybe not the sharp leaves and the children of the corn.

Til next time peace out.

To Whom It May Concern: Jackasses/Karens

Just because you don't like something means you have to get it banned or cancel culture it.  There is such a thing as blocking things on social media.  YES jackasses and Karens that is a thing.  Is it really that hard to do.  For the rest of us no its not.  Because causing a shit show on social media is a ton of work for us normal people.  But for you people its very easy to cause a shit show and dumpster fire on social media.  It's almost like a talent that you were born with.  I for one was not born with that talent and I didn't major in it when I went to college.

I don't care what you were or live.  As long as your nice and respectful I'm good,  If your not then I'll walk away and leave it at that.  I'm not gonna blast you all over internet and the universe.  Because in the universe there are only aliens and space garbage.  So I'm sure they'd love to hear about how yogurt is too sexy to be sold or that ice cream catches the house on fire.

Do you all need more monkeys with your circus?   Have it and you can take all mine.