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Thursday, July 2, 2015

Middle aged...ummmm maybe

Yea so the 2 shows I have been watching the past 2 weeks are Big Brother on CBS and Grace and Frankie on Netflicks.  Most of the people on Big Brother range in age from early 20's to early 30s.  then Grace and Frankie are geared to older people.  The 2 main characters are 70.  Ok I am 44 and don't feel like it.  I enjoy both shows on different levels.  I just chuckle and giggle at Grace and Frankie.  Then I get sucked into the drama of Big Brother.

Yes, one show is fictional and the other is a reality show.  Both shows are probably not geared towards my age group but I watch what I want and enjoy it.  Imagine of both shows combined.  Old people in a house with no communication with the outside world.  There'd be no drama and they'd be talking about their depends and the good old days with no TV.

Saturday, June 27, 2015

Moving on

Oh yea I am moving on from all the bullshit in the news and in my personal life.  I need to worry about the important things.  If you all want to see my happy blonde persona then fine you call me.  Yes, sometimes I tell it how it is.  But it is the truth.  Like the lack of information in your texts.  I invite you to something say no thank you we have plans.  You think I am going to be here forever.  I got news for you.  I will move on and still have my wonderful life with or without you.  I like being goofy and if you cannot accept that then your loss not mine.  I cannot be serious all the time.

I am done with all the fake people and always calling when they want something.  News flash call the people you talk to all the time.  They are the ones you want to hang with.  I am ok with that.  Just remember when I am out making the comedy tour rounds I will still use all of you in my act because we do have funny shit that happened while we all hung out.  So get over it.  That's the only way you'll have connection with me.

My rant is off.  Now its time for me and Billy Bob to watch the Big Brother live feeds.

Oh mylanta.

Friday, June 19, 2015

Big Brother starts next week

Starting next week my life will be consumed by big brother.  Not sure how well that will work with a job since I watch the live feeds.  I'm sure I'll fit it in like I have in the past.  Then the cousin will be texting me none stop all summer.  Which is fine and we usually have a blast all summer.

I tend to hang at the cousins house a lot during the summer.  It will be a blast.  Good thing I start work at 9 and get off at 5:30.  Lunch will be consumed by live feeds and selfies with the TV during the live eviction like last summer.

Oh how I love summer.

Saturday, June 13, 2015

The blonde of all trades

So I finally landed myself a pretty steady job.  It's a temp to perm position.  They said I'd go perm in 90 days but from what I have heard from the employees that were temp to perm it too 1-2 years.  I am ok with that because it's a steady job.  Plus, I will be able to get medical benefits and paid holidays.

While I am still selling Gold Canyon Candles I decided to try Tastefully Simple.  People always need to eat. So now I sell that along with candles and of course Origami Owl.  While it may seem like a lot it't not.  I can do different events with different companies.  The candles I have found don't so as well of jewelry or food.  But I do have quite a few loyal candle customers.

Plus throw in the event listing site All Things Vendor Events and I'm fully booked.  Go me.  Better to be busy then ideal.  I do enjoy everything I do and wouldn't trade it for the world. 

Sunday, June 7, 2015

Animal free

It has been a few months since the last cat when to the rainbow bridge. After having a cat since I was 5 it's a little strange not to have one. While I didn't have to change the litter box until I was a teenager it still takes a lot of getting used to. Having cats for 39 years is a long time. 

At times I think I still hear them. A friend just asked if I knew anyone who wanted 2 cats because she knew someone who has 2 to get rid of. I said no because it was too hard when the last one passed. 

Maybe one day I'll get another one. But until then I'll enjoy other people's pets. 

Sunday, April 26, 2015

The 90th Party

So after a few months of planning my grandpa's 90th birthday party is finally over.  I was not the only one involved.  Other family members were involved in printing the invitations, getting the RVSPs, and putting together the party favors.  I did some organizing and making a photo DVD.

There were about 230 people that attended and everybody had a good time.  Seeing old friends and distant family members is always great.  I wish I could see them more often but everybody is busy with work, kids, and life.  So I cherish the times when I can see them

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

The joys and stupidity of reality TV

So I get sucked into a whole of insane reality shows.  From Big Brother to 19 kids and Counting to Shahs of Sunset to name a few.  It's like watching high school kids in a frat house that has religious kids running around.

Some of the shows are just so comical, like Shahs of Sunset.  I'm sure there are grown ass adults who are filthy rich but do they really live off of their parents and never work a day.  You never see them laying around watching themselves on TV.  No they are shopping or drinking somewhere.  Not to mention it's all high school drama.  Crap all that fooling around with everyone happened back when I was in high school.  Makes me wonder if they ever went to high school or just saved the drama for their adult ass lives.

Nineteen kids, really.  For me that's insane but whatever makes them happy to help raise all the kids.  I just cannot imagine changing all those diapers.  It's like you change diapers and feed babies for 20 years.  Really who wants to be tied down like that.

It's not like you actually see real life on TV unless you are watching the news. There is no show with me on it with my struggles of finding a job, loosing weight or just being a goofy blonde.
I'm sure I will keep watching these shows and being sucked into not so reality TV.  But it does add some comic relief.